diverged:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months

sannanomad:

do you ever have those moments where even if you’re not romantically involved with someone, you see someone else start talking to them and you just kinda wanna hiss and throws things at them because fuck you that’s my person get your own 

(Source: sannachu)

meygenchelsey:

thatpsychowriter:

For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

I just tried, and I can’t, I physically can not mentally scream wtf

poopflow:

At first I hated my haircut

but now it’s growing on me.

chromakite:

rapbattles:

*begins to rap anxiously in the middle of an exam*

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey…

(Source: lovehgood)

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST